tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109739999120223675.post7971190952757640952..comments2014-05-29T11:39:05.198-04:00Comments on random rageouts and grandiloquent grievances: shit that sucks: grievance: lottery ticketsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7109739999120223675.post-48103085482490083902008-07-18T16:36:00.000-04:002008-07-18T16:36:00.000-04:00Hey, I'll take:1-3-5 Box1-0-1-5 both ways9-4-5 str...Hey, I'll take:<BR/><BR/>1-3-5 Box<BR/>1-0-1-5 both ways<BR/>9-4-5 straight<BR/>7-1-8, hmmm, give it to me Box. No wait, give it to me straight. Oh, hell, play it both ways.<BR/>And I forgot my mom's birthday: give me 0-6-0-5<BR/>Oh, I forgot the date I was paroled - that's 3-9-0-5, box.<BR/>My oldest baby's mama is 2-7-9-1, so play that straight.<BR/>Can't forget to play the Moon's number: 4-4-8-5.<BR/>I also have a gut feeling about:<BR/>1-9-7<BR/>2-0-3<BR/>7-1-1<BR/>9-0-8<BR/>3-0-5<BR/>1-3-1-7<BR/>8-9-3-2 and<BR/>1-9-7-2<BR/>Play those all, Box.<BR/><BR/>As long as I'm here, can you check all of these tickets, from yesterday for me?<BR/>These are Lotto. . . . <BR/><BR/>These are from the Mega Millions . . . <BR/><BR/>Pick 3 . . . . <BR/><BR/>Pick 4 . . . . <BR/><BR/>Ok, so that comes to how much?<BR/>Cool, I've got a $1 winning scratch off, so pay me on that. I've got a $2 scratch-off too. Just credit that towards today's numbers. . . . <BR/><BR/>Moon. I feel ya! I hate this nonsense too.<BR/>They should just open up little Lotto Kiosks, all over the City, where these people can spend hours wasting their money and not interfering with the rest of our lives!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com